Near Death Experience.

So you know that movie Wanted right. Well today i tried to be like them, minus the money, the killing, the guns. Basically, without all the cool stuff. But what i did attempt was the whole slow motion, lower your own heart rate thing, and it didn't go according to plan. Instead of having the mysterious ability to alter my perception of time, i was paralyzed to the point where i felt like i was dying. As i lay down on the couch preparing for a nap i had this unusual surge of adrenaline. And instead of taking deep breaths and relaxing, i tried to be a hero and mimick James Mcavoy. So i did everything in my power to slow things down. Then i couldn't move. My body went numb all the way through to my fingertips and it was though i was being strapped to the chair by millions of invisible chains. I feared for my life, feeling as though my existence on this earth was coming to an abrupt end. Then the numbness started to fade and all was back to normal. Now i feel rejuvinated! I just won my first battle with death. Angelo -1, Death -0. Take that.