10.11.09

It's a boy!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, i present to you Angelo Modelo. He is the latest victim of the epidemic-like blogging trend. BlogHunters have sucked him in, and aimed straight his social life. Bang. With nothing left to do, he is now forever doomed to travel throughout the realms of the blogosphere. And so his journey begins;



This is the completely accurate reccount of his demise and eventual (re)birth;

Picture a happy-go-lucky boy. Not a care in the world. He is weak; just what they are looking for. Without noticing, his mind is poisoned by the skilled hunters. His leisure time is now devoted to immersing himself in the lives' of others. Little does he know that this is just the beginning. His fascination with blogs becomes unbearable. Angelo is deemed an official creep, and is shunned by society. Alone and desperate to find a creative outlet, he crawls back to the BlogHunters. Their plan is cunning; use angelo to start a vicious cycle of blogging-recruits. They implant the single thought into his mind, "Create a Blog."

Weeks later Angelo finds himself in the middle of the HSC with nothing on his mind but the blogosphere. The idea crosses his mind for the hundredth time, and on the 5th of November, he realises he cannot take it anymore. Sitting in the hall during his final HSC exam, he looks around. Stressed-out students stare purposefully at their booklets, scribbling frantically. But Angelo's mind is elsewhere. The clock strikes 12:28, and the supervisor yells "Pens Down." It is with these words that his mind is suddenly opened. He has been reborn, succumbing to his blogging instincts. The happy-go-lucky Angelo is dead. & Angelo de Blogger is born.

11 comments:

  1. welcome to the world, Angelo.

    I am, the Godfather. What an awesome post!

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  2. HEY!


    finally (:
    shun everyone else's first post!

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  3. you may not be visually artistic. but that was like band 6 english literature!


    lol

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  4. you sir are a baboon !
    haha dude awesome post.
    lets combine your house with your brother's and, sir it will be on mtv cribs.

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  5. congratulations.
    im sorry but i bought everything in pink :\

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  6. i thoroughly enjoyed reading that (:
    really.

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  7. LOOOOOOL.
    asif during economics exam you were thinking of blogging.
    but good post mateyy :) :)

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  8. omnomnomnom.
    i liiiike :)))))))))))))))

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  9. p.s. pl0x continue :)

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  10. HAHA this is very amusing.
    i like that your very very male so there's no need for clarification haha.
    and yes i shall be following you!

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  11. rofls
    i didnt hate it!
    hahah good stuff mate
    :)

    Rachel

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