The countdown.

"She had me at friend request" - Alexander Ligad.

Are you happy kuya doods? You begged and begged for a shout out, and now you've got it. And i'll put up a picture of your calves later on, as promised. But you know you disappointed me? I knew one day that i would be persecuted for starting a blog. But i did not expect this. Not from you; my own blood. It hurt. No longer will i be so vulnerable to pain.

"What doesn't kill me, can only make me stronger."

Sure, you tried to cover your insults with lines like "you're such a good writer," but i saw straight through the lies, the deceit. Sarcasm doesn't look good on you Alex. Fists clenched and jaw locked, i just sat there and took all of your abuse. But no longer. No longer will i be the doormat of the gabriel 'clan.' Your reign at the top has an expiration date. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Okay, but actually... you're awesome, cousin of mine. That quote is really funny, and i'd be glad to acknowledge you as the creator of it. Because i too, hate when i don't get credit for a line that i know i started.



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On a more serious note, the Christmas season is upon us! I absolutely adore this time of the year. Everything seems more fun, everybody appears kinder. The spirit of giving is seen everywhere and plus, its HIS birthday! I think that calls for the biggest, baddest party ever. To celebrate i have figured out how to put up a countdown so that i know how long until that magical moment when we gather around and just enjoy life. I love christmas.

Kudos to whoever can top THIS;

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Random Joke Time:

"Chuck Norris does not have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel."